#HMBlog: Alligators in Florida are an existential threat...
Floridian’s are a rare breed, we live in a state that wants us dead. The wildlife here is just that- wild. Our human garbage is up there with the best in the world. Florida Man is beloved nationwide spawning numerous social media accounts to tell the tale of our beloved state. Lately, Alligators have been in the news a lot. Technically the Florida Panther is our state animal but I think that when people think of Florida, they think the Gator…
A few months back a Gator broke into some woman’s home in Clearwater causing a bunch of damage and I thought, “huh, that’s crazy” but I’m starting to thing these beasts may be becoming an existential threat…
Last week, with all the heavy rain there was some reptile asswipe playing in the middle of Gandy Blvd. in St. Petersburg…
I thought, “wow, that’s crazy…” and then I’m scrolling though social and I see some menacing looking cold blooded killer climbing a fence in Jacksonville and I thought, “wow, we’re toast”. I used to be worried about civil unrest being the biggest threat to society but now I’m worried about these dinosaurs becoming self-aware, check out the video…
So yea, we’re dead. Kiss your loved ones and say your goodbyes before these killing machines obtain an AR-15 and start shooting illegal fireworks at us for laughs.