“I could feel you burning a hole through the back of my head.” If you judge anyone by how you would handle a situation, you’re going to end up disappointed but that doesn’t mean you can’t hate that person for how they handled it. I was staring a hole through this woman’s head because I’m standing there in the Publix checkout line with my hands full and she didn’t bother to put the plastic divider up on the conveyer belt so I could put my yogurts up on there. It’s not only lazy, but it shows such a lack of common courtesy for your fellow people-kind. You know that those people don’t replace the toilet paper on the holder after they clog up the toilet with their Mac and Cheese poo’s. It’s the little things that keep society chugging along and putting the divider up on the conveyer belt at the grocery store is one of those little things. It’s important to know where you’re at in space. Don’t talk in the middle of the aisle in the parking lot at the grocery store, either. You’re holding people up with your sashay and I know most of the time its ignorance and not ill intent but we have to take some time to look around. Also, can we start calling people out for rude yet innocent behavior? We don’t have to be rude but can’t we at least notice out loud? Make a joke out of it and laugh when you’re calling these dopes out. That usually disarms people to the point that they don’t get defensive and it allows some time for reflection afterward. You’ll truly be doing God’s work and make for a better tomorrow for you and I.
Anyway, Vanessa Rao was supposed to be in this week but had to cancel at the last minute for work. I initially thought it had to do with local idiot Zac Townsend double tapping an old Instagram photo from my phone to be an ass but she wasn’t on The Johnny B Show either this week so I feel a little better. This week we’re talking about the MLB player who beat up his girlfriend on video, March Madness and how Zac isn’t as sneaky as his thinks he is. Also, I screwed up the recording on this one and it accidentally recorded from the external mic instead of through my mixer. I’m dumb and I’m sorry but things of it as a modern art sound experiment.
